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January 2013

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I think about this all the time.

Jan 21, 20130 notes

October 2011

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Oct 27, 20110 notes

September 2009

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Sep 11, 20090 notes

March 2009

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Mar 30, 20092 notes

And to all a good night!

And around from The Big Easy there came a great clatter!

I rushed to my window to see what was the matter

Indeed I knew that trouble was nigh

and in full pursuit, a police chase on high!

A young drunken man ran out from the bar

and poor old policeman, he had to run far!

As he rushed and he rambled, the man got a-way

Perhaps Brown-Stearns will never know what became of today!

Mar 25, 20090 notes

February 2009

1 post

Last night I threw up in my sleep

Stephanie’s Mom is in town and it’s been lots of fun. This is a big visit month, ranging from my boyfurendo (I read that in Japanese, that’s how they say boyfriend) to my old college roommate to Stephanie’s mom.

Anyway, I forgot all the words for a second.

Stephanie’s mom saw Daniel Radcliffe at 3rd and 70-something.

When we asked her about him she said: “He’s more buft than he’s skinny.”

Stephanie saw James Franco again, and she said the exact same thing her mom said about Daniel Radcliffe.

Feb 21, 20090 notes

January 2009

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Jan 27, 20090 notes

December 2008

3 posts

MY Celebrity Wish List

1. A dinner with the entire cast of Arrested Development. I will be in the middle, delicately placed on a lazy susan (not sexually).

Also, I totally saw Mariah Carey in Puerto Rico. She was filming the video for the song Honey.

-Brown

Dec 29, 20080 notes

My Celebrity Sighting Wishlist

1. Mariah Carey: I’ve always admired Mariah Carey, and receiving the “Emotions” cassette tape when I was eight was a benchmark moment. It was then I realized that I was a homosexual man.

That’s all she wrote!

Dec 28, 20080 notes

Dec 11, 20080 notes

November 2008

24 posts

I had this delicious lemon raspberry muffin from Two Little Red Hens. I know it’s not a celeb, but maybe it should be. Also, I miss Stearns. Come back.

-Brown

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