October 2011
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September 2009
1 post
March 2009
2 posts
And to all a good night!
And around from The Big Easy there came a great clatter!
I rushed to my window to see what was the matter
Indeed I knew that trouble was nigh
and in full pursuit, a police chase on high!
A young drunken man ran out from the bar
and poor old policeman, he had to run far!
As he rushed and he rambled, the man got a-way
Perhaps Brown-Stearns will never know what became of today!
February 2009
1 post
Last night I threw up in my sleep
Stephanie’s Mom is in town and it’s been lots of fun. This is a big visit month, ranging from my boyfurendo (I read that in Japanese, that’s how they say boyfriend) to my old college roommate to Stephanie’s mom.
Anyway, I forgot all the words for a second.
Stephanie’s mom saw Daniel Radcliffe at 3rd and 70-something.
When we asked her about him she said:...
January 2009
1 post
December 2008
3 posts
MY Celebrity Wish List
1. A dinner with the entire cast of Arrested Development. I will be in the middle, delicately placed on a lazy susan (not sexually).
Also, I totally saw Mariah Carey in Puerto Rico. She was filming the video for the song Honey.
-Brown
My Celebrity Sighting Wishlist
1. Mariah Carey: I’ve always admired Mariah Carey, and receiving the “Emotions” cassette tape when I was eight was a benchmark moment. It was then I realized that I was a homosexual man.
That’s all she wrote!
November 2008
25 posts
I had this delicious lemon raspberry muffin from Two Little Red Hens. I know it’s not a celeb, but maybe it should be. Also, I miss Stearns. Come back.
-Brown
gettin' your celeb on...
Cafe Sabarsky is where it’s at, apparently. My friend Ashleigh works at the Neue Galerie and apparently a lot of celebz come in. Examples:
-Emma Watson
-Robert De Niro
-Tom Hanks
-Bette Midler
…that’s all I got.
-Brown
