I think about this all the time.
And around from The Big Easy there came a great clatter!
I rushed to my window to see what was the matter
Indeed I knew that trouble was nigh
and in full pursuit, a police chase on high!
A young drunken man ran out from the bar
and poor old policeman, he had to run far!
As he rushed and he rambled, the man got a-way
Perhaps Brown-Stearns will never know what became of today!
Stephanie’s Mom is in town and it’s been lots of fun. This is a big visit month, ranging from my boyfurendo (I read that in Japanese, that’s how they say boyfriend) to my old college roommate to Stephanie’s mom.
Anyway, I forgot all the words for a second.
Stephanie’s mom saw Daniel Radcliffe at 3rd and 70-something.
When we asked her about him she said: “He’s more buft than he’s skinny.”
Stephanie saw James Franco again, and she said the exact same thing her mom said about Daniel Radcliffe.
1. A dinner with the entire cast of Arrested Development. I will be in the middle, delicately placed on a lazy susan (not sexually).
Also, I totally saw Mariah Carey in Puerto Rico. She was filming the video for the song Honey.
1. Mariah Carey: I’ve always admired Mariah Carey, and receiving the “Emotions” cassette tape when I was eight was a benchmark moment. It was then I realized that I was a homosexual man.
That’s all she wrote!
I had this delicious lemon raspberry muffin from Two Little Red Hens. I know it’s not a celeb, but maybe it should be. Also, I miss Stearns. Come back.