Jonathan Franzia
I saw Jonathan Franzen at the Food Emporium on 3rd Avenue and 81st. I was in the frozen foods aisle stocking up on burritos and other organic (frozen) foodstuffs, and lo, Jonathan Franzen! I guess his body is a temple too, because he was also peering in the Amy’s section and probably also only buys Annie’s macaroni and cheese which, let’s just face it, is basically the same as Lipton Pasta Sides but two dollars more.
He looked good, too! Can I say that? I know I’m supposed to respect him but mostly I thought he looked really good. I think it was because he was wearing a Patagonia, which seems to make all men look youthful and fit and rugged. Maybe that’s just my thing, I guess.
